Three names you go by:
Kevin, Blanquito, Dad
Three things you like about yourself:
My kids, my girlfriend, my warped sense of the world
Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
My procrastination and some other things I’ll fill in later
Three parts of your heritage:
German, Danish, Norwegian
Three things that scare you:
Possessed kids in horror movies, my credit score, not knowing how to answer these types of surveys
Three of your everyday essentials:
Air, love, and my selective sense of denial
Three things you are wearing right now:
I’m not wearing anything right now. Come, ladies, hop a ride on the Kev-Train! Wo-Woooo! All-aboard!
Three of your favorite bands/artists at the moment:
You know, that group that plays that song.
Three of your favorite songs at present:
You know, that song played by that group.
Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
Paying off debt, fitting into smaller pants, winning the lottery
Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
Trust, mutual benefit, and great sex.
Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to you:
Eyes, boobs, and smile
Three things you just can’t do:
Get a loan with my credit score, touch my toes with my fingertips without bending my knees, turn down money
Three of your favorite hobbies:
Sex, drugs, and rock and/or roll. Although I don’t do the middle one, and I wouldn’t quite describe the last as a hobby. I’d replace them with computer games and reading
Three careers you are considering:
Man Whore (straight man whore, thank you very much), politics, law
Three places you’d like to go on vacation:
Tahiti, Germany, someplace warm and clothing optional
Three kids’ names:
Emily, Alex, and, quite frankly, I’m done after that.
Three things you want to do before you die:
I’ve decided not to die. But while I’m still young, I’d like to do Lindsay Lohan.
Three people you’d like to see take this quiz now:
This is a quiz? Captain Roger, Symphony, President Bush