And now for something completely different
So, I have been planning on posting all about my recent trip to Alaska - unfortunately I messed up my router a bit and am currently unable to log on to the Internets from home.
Bother.
It's not like I haven't had the time ... I had time o'plenty while waiting 7 hours in Sea-Tac for a delayed flight.
I will post about the trip soon - with pictures! And I'll even use short sentences so Alaska Jen and Ms N won't have any attention span issues.
In the mean time, I thought I'd share some parodies of the Mr. Ed theme song that I thought up today after a discussion with Alaska Jen about a problem person ran off on a Star Wars tangent, only to run off again on a 50's TV-show theme song tangent.
Without further ado:
Or how about:The Force is the Force, of course, of course.
But you can’t conjure the Force, of course.
Unless, of course,
you run a course
with Yoda on your head.
Divorce is divorce, of course, of course.
And you’ll wind up in the courts, of course,
with some remorse –
and crabs, or worse –
if you bring blondes to bed.
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"Divorce is divorce, of course, of course.
And you’ll wind up in the courts, of course,
with some remorse –
and crabs, or worse –
if you bring blondes to bed"
You're talking about my ex-wife, arent you?
I don't know, Tom. How many blondes did she bring to bed?
I dunno...
But she herself was a fake blonde. And there WAS a lot of sex in my marriage. I just wasn't getting any.
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