Ode to the NFL

- to the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight by the Nylons

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In New England, Gilette Stadium, the season starts tonight.
The Patriots against the Raiders, the season starts tonight.

In Foxboro, peaceful Foxboro, the season starts tonight.
On the network, at nine o'clock, the season starts tonight.

Hush, the children. Shut up the children. The season starts tonight.
And the Missis, send her out shopping. The season starts tonight.

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Oh, pack those chips away
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Yeah pack those beers away