My Blog Deflowering

This is my first posting on a blog. I'm a little nervous. What to do? What to say? What to wear? Oh, the agony. Will you, the reader, respect me in the morning?

So now I've gone all the way. I've posted. I have been deflowered. Now that I got that out of the way, what's for lunch?

I have finally caught up with the 21st century. Wo-hoo.